The Magic of Idea Math

The magic of idea math

In mid-2002 I was so depressed I simply ran out of ideas. Depression scorches the earth of your brain. I would sit in it at 3 in the morning in the dark. Lord of my crumbling kingdom. Every day I went a little more broke and there was nothing I could do about it. Going […] Read On…

How To Be Married For Five Years

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I’m surprised Claudia Azula Altucher hasn’t divorced me yet. I’m surprised that she decided to date me to begin with. I was a separated, but married, man. I had 2 kids. I had the IRS freezing my assets on a regular basis. The bank was going to take the house my kids lived in. I […] Read On…

Is Donald Trump Pulling A Nigerian 419 Scam?

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I’m sort of breaking my promise here. No news. Why no news? Because the news you read is almost always by uninformed reporters and is totally irrelevant in 99.999% of the cases. Example: Greece has not paid a single debt since Rome took over in 146 BC. And yet, everyone keeps asking me about Greece. […] Read On…

10 Ways I Learn From Serena Williams

Serena Williams

I think I love Serena Williams. I mean, she hasn’t returned any of my emails or countless phone calls but I feel there is a connection. I see her on TV and I feel like there’s a spark. Maybe I just want to be her for a day. What if we could do that? Just […] Read On…

Anger Hides These Five Emotions

Anger can hide these five emotions

Ok, I admit it. I perjured in a court of law. It was after I ran over a guy. It was in 1985 or 86. I forget. I was 17 or 18. I remember it was raining. I remember the car spinning. I remember I went through a windshield. Supposedly when you go through a […] Read On…

How Do I Handle It When People Trash Me?

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I’ve had four death threats. I’ve had several major media outlets write articles trashing me (with hundreds of comments agreeing. Even two rap songs composed just to bash me). I’ve had people even show up unexpectedly at my house ready to argue with me. Maybe the worst was exactly four years ago today. I wrote […] Read On…