Archive for June, 2011

• How I Met Claudia
  Posted by James Altucher on June 29th, 2011 at 7:57 pm, Comments: 0

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  TweetI was on one of my first dates after I had separated from my wife and the girl asked straight out what my net worth [...]

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• Jerry Seinfeld, Mario Andretti, and me – Racing at 120 mph
  Posted by James Altucher on June 28th, 2011 at 5:40 pm, Comments: 0

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  TweetI’ll tell you a sure way to die. Get in a half million dollar car, go up to 120 miles per hour and weave and [...]

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• The Crappy FAQ: All Questions Answered About Crappy People
  Posted by James Altucher on June 27th, 2011 at 7:06 pm, Comments: 0

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  TweetA lot of people had additional questions about my article: “How to Deal with Crappy People”. Here are my responses.   Q: Seriously? You walk [...]

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• Politics is a Scam – Why I Will Never Vote Again
  Posted by James Altucher on June 26th, 2011 at 8:23 pm, Comments: 0

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  TweetI had five seconds to make the secretive most powerful man in the world like me so I could potentially make millions. “James,” Bill McCluskey [...]

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• I Shouldn’t Want to Be Liked So Much
  Posted by James Altucher on June 25th, 2011 at 8:44 am, Comments: 0

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  TweetI went to a dinner the other night where I was the featured guest and by the end of the evening almost everyone there hated [...]

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• Suicide, and 13 Other Ways to Deal with Failure
  Posted by James Altucher on June 23rd, 2011 at 4:21 pm, Comments: 0

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  TweetI’m really scared to stand in one place in Grand Central. Because then you hear all the people who are doomed rushing around you.  But [...]

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• 16 Failures out of 17 Attempts
  Posted by James Altucher on June 22nd, 2011 at 8:21 pm, Comments: 0

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  TweetWhat a wierd thing. Its only 8am and so far today I’ve already seen three different, young, pretty women, each with the same distracting physical [...]

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• The Best Trader In the World Worked for Bernie Madoff
  Posted by James Altucher on June 21st, 2011 at 4:29 pm, Comments: 0

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  TweetThe night Bernie Madoff got caught for running a $60 billion Ponzi scheme I got a call from my friend “Eddie” (not his real name) [...]

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• My Summer Reading List, and Other Ways I’ve Ruined My Life
  Posted by James Altucher on June 20th, 2011 at 6:51 pm, Comments: 0

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  TweetIt was really horrible what I did to them. Grad school! All my classes paid for plus an entire $1100 stipend a month to live [...]

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• Going to Riker’s Island Prison at 3 in the Morning
  Posted by James Altucher on June 19th, 2011 at 12:44 pm, Comments: 0

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  TweetI don’t think any of the prostitutes were above the age of 18. One girl told me she was sixteen but who knows. They were [...]

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