Archive for August, 2011

• Abolish the Presidency. It’s a Useless Job.
  Posted by James Altucher on August 31st, 2011 at 2:59 pm, Comments: 0

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  TweetWe’re all gearing up now for the biggest extravaganza since Bristol Palin was on Dancing With the Stars. The Presidential Election of 2012. Everyone is [...]

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• Shut Up
  Posted by James Altucher on August 30th, 2011 at 2:51 pm, Comments: 0

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  TweetStop talking for a second. There’s already enough words on this planet. Everyone scaring everyone else. Everyone telling each other what they should do. How [...]

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• “I Want to Die”
  Posted by James Altucher on August 28th, 2011 at 5:44 pm, Comments: 0

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  TweetOne guy I worked closely with in the Internet boom killed himself about a year ago. His father had died recently and he was very [...]

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• Claudia Has Lyme Disease
  Posted by James Altucher on August 26th, 2011 at 7:44 pm, Comments: 0

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  TweetClaudia just came down with Lyme disease. It’s a horrible disease because it’s difficult to diagnose. It has about 100 different symptoms and they pop [...]

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• 7 Things I Learned from the First Blogger
  Posted by James Altucher on August 24th, 2011 at 1:55 pm, Comments: 0

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  TweetI was first called “Charlie Brown” in 8th grade. I refused to stand up and say the Pledge of Allegiance with the other kids. I [...]

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• Stealing Isn’t Good…I Think
  Posted by James Altucher on August 23rd, 2011 at 6:03 pm, Comments: 0

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  TweetI stole about $15 from a guy on my paper route. I forget the exact amount. He accidentally gave me the wrong bill as a [...]

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• Shakespeare is Awful, Jefferson was a Rapist, and Pi is Useless
  Posted by James Altucher on August 22nd, 2011 at 2:20 pm, Comments: 0

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  TweetI’m going to be dead honest just to clear the air on this one: I only have a vague idea what Pi does. I could [...]

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• How to Be a Human
  Posted by James Altucher on August 20th, 2011 at 10:28 am, Comments: 0

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  Tweet“james altucher is a f’ing idiot on parade” someone wrote on a message board the other day. I don’t really like parades. But it got [...]

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• Success is a Sexually Transmitted Disease
  Posted by James Altucher on August 18th, 2011 at 4:27 pm, Comments: 0

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  TweetLet’s be straight out honest: Success is a contagious disease. By the way, it starts out as a sexually transmitted disease. If you want to [...]

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• Girls, Girls, Girls
  Posted by James Altucher on August 17th, 2011 at 4:14 pm, Comments: 0

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  Tweet“Does it bother you,” I asked him, “the thought that another guy is now this very moment kissing her or even doing more?” “I don’t [...]

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