Archive for September, 2011

  • The Most Popular Way People Get to My Blog! Yay!
    Posted by on September 30th, 2011 at 7:45 am, Comments: 0

    The single most popular way people have arrived at my blog who have no idea who I am (so this eliminates all social media) is by typing in the words “I Want to Die” into a search engine.

    4,722 people did that this last month.

    Specifically that phrase: “I Want to Die”. In Google. A smaller percentage typed: “how can I die?” Then they got to this post.

    (my favorite comic char: Death from theSandman comics. if you cant see images go to jamesaltucher.com)

     

    And it’s sort of obvious why.

  • Eliminate the FDA, the Insurance Companies, and Medical Education Before They Kill You
    Posted by on September 28th, 2011 at 7:00 am, Comments: 0

    I’m a doctor. That’s not quite enough. Some might take that to mean I’m a “Doctor of  Philosophy”. A PhD. In fact, I was rudely thrown out of graduate school. I asked to at least use the office for the summer but they said, “No.”. I needed to pack all my stuff and be out by afternoon. While packing my desk I found a woman’s earring underneath but that’s another story.

    (this man threw me out of grad school but, through an odd set of circumstances, we are now best friends)

  • The Ten Commandments of James-Ism (or insert your own name)
    Posted by on September 25th, 2011 at 6:16 pm, Comments: 0

    I just published a brand new book and I’m really pleased with it.

    The book has original material (not just blog posts), had a professional designer work on it, solves a problem we all face in life, and I think I do it with a good amount of storytelling. In another post I will list the differences between this book and the one before it (and my blog posts). Here’s an image of the cover and if you click on it it takes you to the book page on Amazon. Right now it’s a paperback. It takes Amazon 2-4 weeks to make it kindle-ready: (Here’s also a link to the book)

  • ASK JAMES: Threesomes, Success, Can 60 year old women be pedofiles? and more!
    Posted by on September 25th, 2011 at 7:26 am, Comments: 0

    We all keep our unhappiness to ourselves as much as possible. Why kid ourselves about that? We try to have sex with people and then maybe we can unload some of that unhappiness for a few moments. We say, “you look pretty today” and we feel good to make someone happy. But then life kicks in again and we’re unhappy until we find the next trick.We get older. And with age we get uglier. We get more worried about money. About ambition. About the world. Until one day, we’re relieved. It’s about to be over! In between these moments of unhappiness we boast we’ve found a cure. But the cure only lasts for so long.

  • I Lost Five Million Dollars This Morning
    Posted by on September 24th, 2011 at 10:22 am, Comments: 0

    I found an email this morning that cost me about somewhere between two and five million dollars. It was dated April, 2009.   I was one of two that were cc-ed on the email.The guys who wrote the email , like most people who need money, were desperate. I’m an email hoarder and like to extricate what I can from the archaeological dig that gmail provides me.

     

    (five million dollars)

    There were two emails. Here’s the first:

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    April 29, 2009:

    Dr. Zhivago [name changed to preserve the innocent.]