Archive for December, 2011

The Purpose of Marriage

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God damn you, Robert Sinn! Why did you have to ask a question in my every Thursday Twitter Q&A that turned into an entire blog post just by itself. And it was the very first question! You even asked it before the Q&A began. What is going on in your life you had to be […] Read On…

My Minimalism Manifesto

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Claudia and I spent the entire Thanksgiving on an airplane, going from San Francisco to New York. We avoided the entire holiday. Cooking, cleaning, getting together with relatives, all the small talk, all the hateful talk, all the gossipy talk, all the expenses. I hate that shit. Claudia slept almost the entire way. We got […] Read On…

Nine Unusual Ways to Get Yourself Off the Floor

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What does it mean, “Your divorce was amicable.” ? When someone tells me that, I think: liar. How does that happen? And don’t think I don’t ask. I ask. “Was it just, you guys woke up and looked at each other and said, ‘ok, that’s it’ “and then it was all good after that? You […] Read On…

Secrets of the Accidental Entrepreneur

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[my guest post from techcrunch this weekend] I was in a meeting with Uri Geller. You know who he is. He’s the psychic that bends spoons. He’s been doing it since he was a kid. Marvel Comics even did an issue once where Uri Geller was helping out Daredevil. The cover has Daredevil wearing an […] Read On…

How I Cured My Constipation

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Western medicine is the best thing to hit this planet. Which is why lifespans are up all over the West despite rising obesity and complete lack of care for our bodies. No joke, there’s a wikipedia entry for “Head transplants”. In other words, if your body is racked with cancer but your brain and head […] Read On…