Archive for January, 2012

• Self-Publishing Your Own Book is the New Business Card
  Posted by James Altucher on January 30th, 2012 at 8:08 am, Comments: 0

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  TweetIf you’ve just given someone your business card then you failed. If you have a business card you might be about to fail. Nobody cares [...]

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• I Don’t Know Anything
  Posted by James Altucher on January 29th, 2012 at 8:04 am, Comments: 0

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  TweetI really messed up and I’m ashamed of it. A lot of people wrote articles saying bad things about me over the past two years. [...]

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• The 10 Keys To Selling Anything
  Posted by James Altucher on January 26th, 2012 at 7:42 am, Comments: 0

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  TweetSomeone I don’t know at all just wrote me with the worst selling technique of all time. He wrote, “I really need to talk to [...]

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• Everything I Needed to Know I Learned in Fifth Grade
  Posted by James Altucher on January 25th, 2012 at 7:37 am, Comments: 0

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  TweetI knew the page number of every sex scene in Judy Blume’s book “Forever”. I was like an X-Man in the fifth grade and this [...]

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• Yoga has Shamed Me
  Posted by James Altucher on January 23rd, 2012 at 7:22 pm, Comments: 0

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  Tweet“Ok,” I said, “I’ll take 50 of these.” It was about $1 for the 50. On the back of the pills it clearly stated “FOR [...]

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• How to Have the FORCE
  Posted by James Altucher on January 22nd, 2012 at 8:28 pm, Comments: 0

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  TweetI don’t know if I’ll ever be able to really tell the truth. I think it’s very hard. On this blog, for the past 400 [...]

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• About the Time I Wanted to Smother My Father to Death
  Posted by James Altucher on January 19th, 2012 at 1:56 am, Comments: 0

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  TweetI thought about putting a pillow over my dad until he was smothered dead. He was just lying there looking at the ceiling and the [...]

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• 9 Things I Learned From Woody Allen
  Posted by James Altucher on January 17th, 2012 at 1:09 am, Comments: 0

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  TweetI hate Woody Allen. Here’s why. Because if you’re Jewish and a little neurotic then it has become a cliché that nerdy neurotic Jewish people [...]

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• How to Write Your Own Two Page Self Help Book in Thirty Seconds
  Posted by James Altucher on January 15th, 2012 at 4:28 pm, Comments: 0

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  TweetSometimes I’m really bad at following advice. Even my own advice. I still get afraid at three in the morning. I’m still afraid of losing [...]

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• Ask James: Happiness, God, Morality, Dating Advice, and Charlie Sheen
  Posted by James Altucher on January 14th, 2012 at 9:05 am, Comments: 0

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  TweetEvery Thursday I do this Q&A from 3:30-4:30PM. It’s probably the funnest part of the week for me. I love doing it. And then writing [...]

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