Archive for February, 2013

  • And Then Bad Things Happened
    Posted by on February 27th, 2013 at 11:18 am, Comments: 0

    It was Claudia’s birthday but everything turned to shit. We checked into a nice hotel in the city where I had booked a normal room. [...]

  • How to Treat Your Employees (or anybody else for that matter)
    Posted by on February 25th, 2013 at 9:23 am, Comments: 0

    Wade had sex with Karen and now I had to fire him. She was our top designer. And he was also starting to make fun [...]

  • In Case You Missed It…
    Posted by on February 22nd, 2013 at 11:08 am, Comments: 0

    Someone just tweeted that they hate when someone tweets, “In Case You Missed It…”. Because probably nobody missed it so why tweet it again? This [...]

  • Making Money. Living Large
    Posted by on February 20th, 2013 at 8:31 am, Comments: 0

    Instead of going to school, I hid in the back behind the chimney. I heard the garage door open and close twice. My parents were [...]

  • I Want To Be Like Google When I Grow Up
    Posted by on February 18th, 2013 at 9:54 am, Comments: 0

    Dear Google, I sort of want to have sex with you. Or I want you to be my father. Or my best friend. I don’t [...]

  • READY: I Want My Kids to Be Drug Addicts
    Posted by on February 12th, 2013 at 2:26 pm, Comments: 0

    Lynn, our child’s babysitter, was a drug addict and her doctor told her that her brain scan was the same as that of an 80 [...]

  • Three Stories About Billionaires
    Posted by on February 8th, 2013 at 11:59 am, Comments: 0

    I’m a little nervous about hitting “publish” on this post because it’s definitely going to go viral in the massive very close-knit billionaire community. You [...]

  • 10 Great Ideas Someone Should Invent
    Posted by on February 6th, 2013 at 9:57 am, Comments: 0

      This article might change your life or make you rich. It’s time to save the world. There’s a lot of bad news out there. [...]

  • Lots of Naked People
    Posted by on February 1st, 2013 at 10:36 am, Comments: 0

    Tamara gave me a naked picture of herself. “It’s a gift,” she said. Our yoga instructor, a pretty blonde girl, was also in the picture. [...]