Archive for March, 2013

The Only Good Idea is an Unoriginal Idea

Imagine you and your friends are sitting around a table when suddenly one of your friends looks up and says, “one of you will betray me!”  This has never happened to me. But it did supposedly happen according to three separate accounts to a bunch of Jews sitting around a table in the first century […] Read On…

Unschool Yourself!

I want to put on Google Glasses, stare at the sun until I go blind, and have a Google Hangout with all my friends at the same time while the sun burns my vision away. Everyone will see what I will be seeing (or not seeing. Because of going blind) because of the Google Glasses. […] Read On…

Dear James in 2050

Dear James in 2050, I kind of hope you are not alive in 2050 but I’m going to write to you anyway. If you read this I hope you have already done what I am going to suggest here. I hope you forgive yourself for not always being there when your kids were growing up. […] Read On…

Nobody Told Him He Couldn’t Do It

I haven’t left the house in three days and now I smell. And I have coffee stains on my shirt. And I’m working on my splotchy beard. Claudia and I have been watching back episodes of “Girls” on TV because she decided for the heck of it to work on a spec script for the […] Read On…

Should You Learn Poker And Make a Lot of Money

  A friend of mine lost his job at [put in super high-powered internet company]. He had already been “warned” and whatever else they do when a bureaucracy wants to slowly fire you. They tied him up to a chair and poured whip cream on him and let a rabid dog lick it off. That sort of […] Read On…

Stop The BS. Now.

Claudia put down her book, “this guy wrote that once he started practicing his headstand he never gained any weight. He could eat a pound of butter every day. He said his friends were amazed”. I wonder what that even looked like. What would my friends do if they were “amazed” at something I did? […] Read On…

Make Every Moment a Work of Art

I am going to give you three techniques that if you use them you will be able to pick up any woman in the world within thirty minutes. It doesn’t matter if she is 90 years old or 21 years old. Ugly or beautiful. Married or lesbian. It doesn’t matter if you are even a […] Read On…