Archive for August, 2013

WHAT TO DO WHEN YOUR FATHER STEALS YOUR IDENTITY

  A friend of mine just became the victim of serious identity theft. Someone used her social security info and other identity info to create a series of credit cards over the past seven years. For the past two years he had stopped paying the bills. Her credit rating fell from 780 to 530. The […] Read On…

Five Things You NEED to Know Before Buying a House

I hate buying houses. I don’t “hate” many things. But I’ve lost millions of dollars buying houses. The stress is unbearable when you need to sell. And you have no money when you need it. It’s a prison. The white picket fence is the prison bars. The bank is the guards looking in. And the […] Read On…

THE ONLY THING YOU’LL EVER NEED

  “What can I do that would make you happy?” the doctor said. “The only thing is if, right now, you write me a check for a million dollars,” I said. “And you think you’ll be happy then?” “I KNOW I will be happy then,” I said. “I don’t think so,” he said. “You’ll find […] Read On…

Don’t Go To Jail

I don’t think any of the prostitutes were above the age of 18. One girl told me she was sixteen. They were all black. The 16 year old was laughing and sort of skipping around while she was talking to me. They were waiting for the bus to return from Riker’s Island, the prison. This […] Read On…

Two Lifehacks That Will Get People To Like You

I’m taking a day off from writing about crying on the floor. I feel like I’ve written 600 posts about either failure or naked people. Instead, I’m going to share two things I’ve done that have changed my life for the better and I don’t know anyone else who does them. A) Get yourself 1000 […] Read On…

What Do You Do When You Find a Dead Body?

Google has stopped using GPAs to evaluate job candidates. My 11 year old just told me, “Grade point averages don’t count until 6th grade.” I haven’t yet told her the good news about Google. That she NEVER has to worry about GPAs. Share the good news! My 11 year old told me, “you can be […] Read On…