Author Archive

  • YOU EVER GO TOTALLY CRAZY?
    Posted by on May 10th, 2013 at 9:37 am, Comments: 0

    You ever wake up and you just don’t feel like moving? Then you have coffee but you don’t feel like getting to work? There’s a [...]

  • Destroy Your Masters!
    Posted by on May 7th, 2013 at 9:59 am, Comments: 0

    First we put an ad in the paper: “looking to go on a date with a pretty girl? Please write back.” We got over 100 [...]

  • FEARLESS BLOGGING
    Posted by on May 1st, 2013 at 8:45 am, Comments: 0

      I thought I was going to drive over a little baby that was crawling across the street. “What little baby?” my driving instructor said. [...]

  • How To Be a Superhero
    Posted by on April 29th, 2013 at 8:37 am, Comments: 0

    I lied to him to get a job. The hedge fund manager asked me how much money I had in the bank. I had ZERO [...]

  • Two Stories About Google We Can All Learn From
    Posted by on April 26th, 2013 at 8:40 am, Comments: 0

    Story #1:  One time Barry Diller was visiting Sergey Brin and Larry Page. The topic of the meeting was to see how the greatest media [...]

  • How to be Rich – THE PUSH
    Posted by on April 23rd, 2013 at 8:51 am, Comments: 0

    Rob told me JB was dead. JB was my best friend growing up. We sat next to each other on the bus. After school we’d [...]

  • Why Do People Hate Their Jobs?
    Posted by on April 18th, 2013 at 9:08 am, Comments: 0

    I limped out of the meeting and said, “excuse me”, and took the elevator down 67 stories, went to Grand Central, limped home, and never [...]

  • Why Hard-Core Pornography is Bad for your Health, and other facts about Testosterone
    Posted by on April 15th, 2013 at 9:05 am, Comments: 0

    “If you’re constantly watching five naked girls having sex with dildos it actually could lower your lifespan.” “Excuse me, what?” I said. I was talking [...]

  • Is College A Scam?
    Posted by on April 12th, 2013 at 10:32 am, Comments: 0

    The woman sitting behind me on the train kept saying into her phone, “he was obsessed with talking about my vagina. Is that weird?” I [...]

  • Mistakes Were Made
    Posted by on April 8th, 2013 at 8:37 am, Comments: 0

    When I was 18 I went to college and went about $50,000 in debt. Why would an 18 year old do that to themselves? I [...]